Mumbai ka LOTR

# 2 Elrond's Dilemma

"Khopdi sanak rela hai apna" dahaad kar bola Elrond,
"Budda hai Gandalf, samajhta hai khudko James Bond"
"Woh saala Aragorn jab dekho bina scale ke maarta line,
apun ka beti ko bhool kar Eowyn ko pilaata wine."

Beti ke gam mein Elrond mar bhi na saka shanti se,
"Laakhon saal jee ke kya ukhaada maine?" pucha usne Lajwanti se.
Lajwanti ke dimaag ko laga shot,
Gusse mein pucha "Elrond are you on pot?"

Mumbai ka LOTR

# 1 Saruman's advice to Gandalf

Gandalf! Ab yeh mission chhodo,
Woh Frodo hai ek Dodo.
Yeda hai Samwise Gamgee,
Nahin pehenta ganji.

Akkal hai zyaada, shaana hai Gollum,
Kaminey ne 10 second me solve kiya match the column.
Phir Aragorn, Legolas aur Gimli,
Timepass kar rele, khake imli.

Sauron bhadkega, aankh banega laal,
Hobbit ho ya elf, karega sabko halaal.
Meri baat maan, woh ring ka kar de daan,
Thok doonga saale, naam hai Saruman.